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Dear Pixie,

Free advice...how great! I have a question. I have been dating this guy for about three months and I am thrilled he likes me. One problem...My boyfriend wears tighty-whities and I think they are a total turn-off. This guy can date anyone, but he chose me. How do i let him know that i don't support his "choice"?
--Question#1




Dear Question #1,

Thank you for your question. Here's the thing -- YOU can date anyone and you chose your boyfriend. If you don't like his tighty-whities then say something, silly!!!  The worst that could happen is that he dumps you for saying you don't like his underwear or ... he could slap you !? I dunno, if either of those two things happen I would be shocked. 

If you truly fear being slapped or dumped then I suggest you go all passive aggressive on his ass. Go to the GAP or Old Navy and buy him at least three pairs of your "choice" of what he puts on his bottom. I have never known a man to turn down free, clean underwear.